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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Reasonably Funny Joke

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,”Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!”

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This one is right there with the infamous, "what do I look like, a microphone" line used by birthday body Todd Doenitz during his years at WHS.

Gute Geburtstag Herr Doenitz,

BEP

in john we trust said...

We should talk about Cargo Cults.

In John We Trust.

BBMG said...

So it isnt realy th kid that never leanrs now is it?

Anonymous said...

Cute, JBP, cute.

jon frum said...

Cargo cults make more since than most other religions.

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